So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.

Gillian Flynn
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  3. I don't understand the point of being together if you're not the happiest.

  4. Because isn’t that the point of every relationship: to be known by someone else, to be understood? He gets me. She gets me. Isn’t that the simple magic phrase?

  5. ...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. And your life is a long line of fine.

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